Conan Chop Chop

Previews”Looks similar to the game I’ve said I’d like.”
Mike Fahey, Kotaku
“It truly is all kinds of amazing.”
Chris Capel, Gamrevolution
“Part Conan, part Cyanide and the joy of its images, Conan Chop Chop is the proof that dreams do become reality.”
Darren Bonthuys – Critical Hit
The GameThe Evil wizard Thoth Amon created a plot in order to revive the old crime dubbed Xaltotun. The wizard will be able to enslave the whole world , if he can succeed. The only person that can stop him. You will need all of your skill and shrewdness to achieve this. Your entire wits. You must summon all your strength and skill. You must … Chop Chop!
Conan Chop Chop is the most realistic and epic stick figure ever created. The game will be set in the world of Conan the Barbarian, thus it will feature an unimaginably large quantity of blood and flying legs. You should be aware that this might result in uncontrollable outbursts of joy and/or violence, typically based on the side of the sword you’re on.1-4 players play as one player to experience the most thrilling experience of a Roguelike. You can also bring friends together in couch cooperative mode.
Change into Conan… or or someone else! What if you have no intellect and no brawn? No worries! You have the option of choosing from a variety of warrior gods before adding items as well as weapons that match your personal style.
Embark on quests of pure amazingness! You’re going to make a difference in the world! However, you will still be invoiced from merchants to sell your goods. Certain townspeople might insist on completing their jobs. Don’t worry, there are some who will be worth it.
Explore every direction! Explore the Darkwood dark forests, shifting sands and the searing Hyperboria. Then, look around Vanaheim’s glacier-covered landscape! Conan Chop Chop allows you to explore the right side, left, up and down. There’s a chance you’ll be jumping, running, or even moving in a diagonally-oriented fashion and give you an immersive 3-D experience.
Loot, loot , and more loot! Learn the technique of gently pounding opponents’ heads with a broom and turning them into chop suey with an ordinary sword. Conan Chop Chop contains a vast array of weapon types as well as trinkets and other legendary items that can be adapted to any type of aggressive playstyle it is possible to imagine.
Master astonishing combos! To enrage your opponents Perform the 360deg spin attack. You’ll be accelerating forward with the pace of light. Sling your sword in a long way as well as sideways in a battle which will leave you gasping for air as you struggle to grasp the pure awesomeness of your fighting moves.
Ruthless bosses! It is necessary to be able to defeat The Giant Sand Worm Of Koth and The Frost Giant from Vanaheim before you are able to take on Thoth-Amon. Neither of these bosses are very sympathetic to the cause you are fighting. They’ll try to kill you by using deadly moves such as Tail Whip, Lava Reflux and Loogie Glob.
Infinite replayability! Unpredictably random maps as well as tons of weapons and abilities you can test ensure each game you play will be an entire new experience. Even though you’re likely to die several times, unlocking new weaponry can aid you in getting through the next challenge.

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